Allah made me funny

This week i went to Bahrain with a friend he had some business there so I tagged along cause I was bored and had nothing to do + I really love Bahrain. Anyway on the flight back i was reading the plane magazine and i was reading this article about a group of Muslim ppl that do stand up comedy and they are called Allah made me funny. Here watch ishwaya of their comedy

BBC Sports Personality Of The Year

خاينه

9arleee chum yoom hab ib hel ighniya .......... madree laish .... tara jad madree if its an old song or new or anything i heard it bil 3eed bil radio oo liked it oo been listening to it on youtube like everyday

خاينة وماعاد نصافيك..يالي خاب ظني فيك لازم من بالي نمحيك

يا الغــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــد ارة

كواني الندم كي هجرتك وبكيت ياما ليالي..غروني حبيبي ..غدرتك ونسيت هواك الغالي
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عطيتك قلبي بين ايديك جنيت عليا ..وهان عليك.. ريش الود لي مدفيك..انسى وكاره
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خاينة وماعاد نصافيك ..يلي خاب ظني فيك لازم من بالي نمحيك..
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يا الغــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــد ارة.
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غلطانة وغير سامحني..ماتقسى بالله عليا..سيف الندم ذبحني..ماتزيد على مابيا
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ماعاد في صدري ليك مكان..ياحسرة على يام زمان..قلبي نساك اليوم كواني ..بكاك ياخسارة..
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بالرحمة بالله رووف..ماتخلي روحي ذليلة ..ندمانه وحالي شوف..ترضاني نموت عليله..
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والله كيف هنتي يهون عذابك..لا نسامح لاندقو باب..عند العالي تلقى حسابك يانكاره..
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خاينة وماعاد نصافيك..يالي خاب ظني فيك لازم من بالي نمحيك
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يا الغــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــد ارةخاينة وماعاد نصافيك..يالي خاب ظني فيك لازم من بالي نمحيك

يا الغــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــد ارة

كواني الندم كي هجرتك وبكيت ياما ليالي..غروني حبيبي ..غدرتك ونسيت هواك الغالي
.
عطيتك قلبي بين ايديك جنيت عليا ..وهان عليك.. ريش الود لي مدفيك..انسى وكاره
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خاينة وماعاد نصافيك ..يلي خاب ظني فيك لازم من بالي نمحيك..
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يا الغــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــد ارة.
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غلطانة وغير سامحني..ماتقسى بالله عليا..سيف الندم ذبحني..ماتزيد على مابيا
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ماعاد في صدري ليك مكان..ياحسرة على يام زمان..قلبي نساك اليوم كواني ..بكاك ياخسارة..
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بالرحمة بالله رووف..ماتخلي روحي ذليلة ..ندمانه وحالي شوف..ترضاني نموت عليله..
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والله كيف هنتي يهون عذابك..لا نسامح لاندقو باب..عند العالي تلقى حسابك يانكاره..
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خاينة وماعاد نصافيك..يالي خاب ظني فيك لازم من بالي نمحيك
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يا الغــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــد ارة

WoooooooooooooW

My friend just showed me this video is sooooo amaaaaaaaaaazing, but the secret is DO NOT WATCH IT. ok ok ok you gona say huh ishyabi hatha 7a6 a video oo doesn't want us to watch it, hehehe. Ok play it for the first time, but close your eyes and listen and imagine what sounds they are making, then the second time watch them. Its Amaaaaaaaaaaazing

enjoy :)

His Name is Wonho Chung

OK AN UPDATE ON THIS POST BEFORE YOU READ IT: I was just told by my cousin that this guy is old news and every1 already knows about him hes part of THE AXIS OF EVIL. yah yah yah i guess am too old to know this ...... any how enjoy the video

Last night i was watching tv with my friends, and the tv was on oo they where watch showtime, the guys where facing the tv, i had my back towards it cause i was talking to the guys, oo really didn't give the tv any attention. Anyway on tv i was hearing a Lebanese guy talking about something and i really didn't care about wat, then 1 of the guys said S E 7 E N have you ever seen this guy on tv ??? i turned around and watched ... MY JAW almost fell to the ground ... i could believe what i was watching and hearing ........ NO NO NO you ppl have to watch this then you'll understand how i felt ..... some of you have already seen this guy on showtime, but for those that haven't ......... here watch him on youtube.

hehe funny

Hahahahahahaha his name is Rémi Gaillard , he's a French prankster .. check out those 2 videos of him, hehehhehe such an idiot.

Song

Don't ask me why bs hel chum yoom hab ib hel ighniya hehehe
hope you like it

YOUTUBE

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ok today i was really pisset oo tired from work, but later in diwaniya we where watching tv and this commercial came on I THINK IT MADE MY DAY , wahahahahahahahahahaha

Ohh ohh oo also il yoom TARAQAMAT :) ... ok ok it wasn't a girl, when i left diwaniya i found a card on my car saying IF I WAS INTERESTED IN SELLING MY CAR CALL BO-FLAN . . .

Have a nice weekend you all :)

Russell Peters

Ok this Guy just cracks me up soooooooooooooooo much to a point i once almost peed on my self min il tha7ik ..... His name is Russell Peters, hes an Indian stand up comedian from Canada am sure most of you ppl heard of him if not well here is clip from YouTube, the guy is funny. I choose the 1 about arabs cause i don't want any 1 to think that am racist or anything, and if u liked him you guys can watch the rest on YouTube